Whindleton 

A guy that’s really cute.

“Did you see Whindleton today? A total zaddy 🥵”

Whindleton by MerriumWubster November 23, 2021

Wrinkleton 

An old person

I stopped playing bowls, it was full of wrinkletons

Wrinkleton by gwlad October 6, 2010

whistletonian 

a breed of human that can sing in the highest register possible, also known as a whistletone. Examples of whistletonians include Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, and of course, the fabulous John Silverstone. Whistletonians often randomly sing unnecessarily throughout the day to flex their vocal range even if no one cares. They also tend to be attracted to men (by either being a straight female or gay male). Whistletonians wear sparkly jackets and dresses.

Ariana: OMG!!! Did you hear about the new whistletonian, John Silverstone???
Mariah: YAAASSS!! I’M SHOOK! HE’S FABULOUS!! WIG!!

John: Yay! I have been initiated and now I am a true whistletonian!!!! #amazeballs 🔥🔥🔥

whistletonian by jsilverstone September 27, 2019

Whinalton 

Someone who keeps crying about Lewis Hamilton losing his 8th F1 World Drivers Championship title to Max Verstappen.

- Lewis Hamilton is the real Champion and deserves his 8th WDC title, he was robbed of it by Michael Massi!!

- Don't be such a Whinalton about it.

Whinalton by Broes16V January 7, 2022

Wrinkleton 

Pigeon

That Wrinkleton is majestic!

Wrinkleton by A101AngryLlamas September 27, 2022

Brenda Widdleton 

Brenda is..how do I put this... a super gorgeous gal! She makes me wanna literally wanna watch dream, my favorite youtuber

"Tsk... I knew BRENDA WIDDLETON would show up eventually"
"hEY! Stop bullying Brenda! Don't you know shes dating Stuart the biggest fupa in town?!!!!"
"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOUR'E RIGHT!!! I have mispoken...I forgot brenda and stuart are the biggest foopa couple in the universe!"

"hAH. That will put you in your place! "

Brenda Widdleton by Stuart'sLittleFoopa69 January 21, 2024