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when the p 

(Usage)

A conversation starter for your friends on Discord, or just a random status.

(Abstract)

Expresses the meaning of 'p' in such a profound way the reader will have no choice but to accept what you're saying and agree with it. A derivative of the phrase 'me when the'. Mysterious interpretations can be formed from the phrase but it gives more meaning and purpose to what the 'p' is and when is it going to happen or what it is going to do... if that makes sense.

No capitalizing letters.
Me: when the p

Friend: What?

Me: 'P'

Friend: Ok sure.
when the p by g1yde July 19, 2022
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When the Pickles Overlap 

“Pickles are friends, not lovers...”

When the pickles overlap… “I think we’re more than friends

when the red is over the pink, go for the brown 

When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.
Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

When the person you love will never love you back... 

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.
'When the person you love will never love you back...' 'I haven't slept for weeks thinking of how i love them so much yet the have no idea..'

When the person you love will never love you back. 

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.
'when the person you love will never love you back.' 'oh, i haven't slept for weeks thinking if only they did love me back..oh well,i can dream.'

when the pizza roles r done

a way of telling someone “it’s never gonna happen.”
boy: i like you
girl: i’ll like you back when the pizza roles r done

when the party's over 

the best song ever made. its by our queen bil go stream it ly all byeeee hahah xxx <3
how many times have u streamed when the party's over already?
- like a couple million times