One-half of the Surius-XM radio shock jock power-duo "Ron and Fez". Born in Florida to racist parents and living the majority of his life selling shitty cars to inbred panhandlers, Fez AKA; Todd Hilliard, Uncle Todd or Fezzy W., got into radio some time after being beaten over the head with a stick by the notorious "Cane-Pole Gang". Now living in New York City, more specifically Roosevelt Island, or as the locals call it, Retard Island, Fez allegedly spends his spare time vacuuming and dusting his apartment, probably flirting with Chinese food delivery boys, and I'm guessing, practicing wrestling holds on his cat, Scruffy. His favorite food is ant-covered donuts, and his hobbies are; reading comic books, watching WWE, laying out in the sun until half his face is burnt off, vacationing in Florida and playing kick ball with the fellas at Four Winds Mental Health Facility. Fez was also a focal member of the band "The Asexual Monkeys" along side Earl Douglas. The band split up when Fez exposed he in fact, was not asexual, shaming Earl into quitting his job as the lone asexual.
Gay onlooker at the gay pride parade: Who is that steamin' stack of man on the Retard Island float? (as he adjusts his sunglasses down to the tip of his nose as to peer out over the top of the rim)
Gay onlookers strait buddy: Who? Oh, that's Fez Whatley. Built like a brick shit house, but homeboy talks like a girl!
Gay onlookers strait buddy: Who? Oh, that's Fez Whatley. Built like a brick shit house, but homeboy talks like a girl!
by Justin Bartha February 24, 2009
1) The term used by the character George Castanza, from Seinfeld, when he created a phoney charitable organization called "The Human Fund" and gave everyone in his office donor cards in their names. In reference to when character Tim Whatley gave George a donation card in his name to the "Childrens Alliance" after George had given him Yankees tickets.
2) The action of giving a useless gift to someone you have given a highly valued or expensive gift.
2) The action of giving a useless gift to someone you have given a highly valued or expensive gift.
Fred: So what are getting Tom for his birthday?
Bill: Well, I'm really short of money this month so I'm thinking of just pulling a Whatley.
Fred: Cold.
Bill: Well, I'm really short of money this month so I'm thinking of just pulling a Whatley.
Fred: Cold.
by sushidude October 11, 2008
Co host of Ron Bennington on the ron and fez show.
Fez is in fact, not gay and he has a fiancee in ontario falls canada thank you very much.
Fez is in fact, not gay and he has a fiancee in ontario falls canada thank you very much.
Listen to his fezatorials and his "catty moments with fez."
His catchphrase is probably Rude and rude!
His catchphrase is probably Rude and rude!
by FlyEvolution January 7, 2005
A sexy girl who likes to play in the mud and is young. She has a sexy boyfriend named matthew and he means the world to her. They will last forever and have 3 kids. 😂 Her motto is stay golden ponyboy. 😂😂 Her best friends are kansas cofield and destiny strickland. They have helped.her through alot of hard times. And she gets along with anyone.
Katie whatley loves matthew to the moon and back, and shes kickass. 😂 She got a nice booty too booty
by truthfully_amazing June 5, 2014