Wet Exit 

The act of getting out of the shower and taking a poop, without wiping yourself dry.

It was so nice in the shower, but I felt a huge one coming so I had to do a wet exit.

Wet Exit by gr3g_ry April 11, 2012

Wet Exit 

The act of exiting a kayak while upside down in the water

It's important to learn to wet exit before you can learn to roll

Wet Exit by Linkthealmighty April 30, 2010

Wet exit 

When you have to quickly leave somewhere because you've peed yourself.

I was having a great time at the party, but I sneezed too hard and had to make a wet exit.

Wet exit by Ralphnodon February 8, 2019