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An evil twin of his counterpart, Enoch. He spends excessive hours at the arcade, playing the same game, DDR. He is a typical average no-lifer that will never get laid until he's 72 years old. But his dick would be shriveled up into a prune by then. Legends say that if the two twins ever meet, one would combust from compulsive diarrhea flying out of his nostrils.
Random guy: Is that Enoch?
Guy passing:Nope, just Wenoch.

Girl:Why is your dick so small?
Wenoch:I never got to use it.

Enoch: OH SHIT ITS WENOCH!*explodes*
Wenoch by Shituphisass February 4, 2010
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Silence wench 

Either you want to be monke or you just want to be happy
girl: and if you choose the 30 dollar subscript-
me: Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy
Silence wench by PsychoTurtle990 February 23, 2021
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Hot wench summer 

Typically used on tiktok, its a reference referring to hot girl summer where its considered the same thing but in medieval times where "thee maiden shows thy ankles" while she dances preparing for hot wench summer.
"Thy maiden spending thee hot wench summer showing thy ankles, belongeth to thy cobbled paths.
Hot wench summer by Evyln cost April 25, 2021

fag wench 

A male homosexual prostitute
Noun 1.Fag - offensive term for an openly homosexual man
Noun 1.Wench - A "strumpet" who engages in sexual activity for monies
Example 1
John - Look theres Gary "fag wenching" again
Luke - Yeah hes got syphilis no doubt

Example 2
James - Stop kicking me you fag wench
Jack - That was really hurtful James.
fag wench by coups March 16, 2008
one who wenches; one who seeks lewd women.
A wencher's hand is stronger than a pimp's hand.
wencher by meganst88 October 26, 2010

Wenchjag 

A man or woman that is completely stuck up and fake, preying on anyone younger then them, and acts like a total douchebag wherever they go.
That chick was such a wenchjag trying to get my boyfriends number and tripping me to get to him!
Wenchjag by Ellipsis100x August 27, 2013

heartless wench 

name given to Ferris Bueller's sister (Jeannie) in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" when she refuses to give money to the "Save Ferris" fund; girl who cares about nothing and is a dirty whore
Shermerite: Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!

Man, she is such a heartless wench!
heartless wench by A-Schroed October 3, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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