An evil twin of his counterpart, Enoch. He spends excessive hours at the arcade, playing the same game, DDR. He is a typical average no-lifer that will never get laid until he's 72 years old. But his dick would be shriveled up into a prune by then. Legends say that if the two twins ever meet, one would combust from compulsive diarrhea flying out of his nostrils.
Random guy: Is that Enoch?
Guy passing:Nope, just Wenoch.
Girl:Why is your dick so small?
Wenoch:I never got to use it.
Enoch: OH SHIT ITS WENOCH!*explodes*
Guy passing:Nope, just Wenoch.
Girl:Why is your dick so small?
Wenoch:I never got to use it.
Enoch: OH SHIT ITS WENOCH!*explodes*
by Shituphisass February 03, 2010
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
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- 18. ain't got
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- 26. by the way
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