weenie whacker

a lil punk who likes to jack off to prison staff as they walk by his cell. Usually a cell soldier too.

Junebug is a weenie whacker because he probably never had sex outside of prison.

by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker

Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.

1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.

by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012

wienie wacker

One that wacks wieners.

Dude stop touching me there you WIENIE WACKER or i will cock block you!

by Jules October 10, 2003

Wienie wacker

A good bunch to have arrested when you're trying to make quota at the end of the month.

Where you goin with the mask I found wienie wacker?

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2018

Weeniewacker

A boring or dry person who usually stays home all day beating there dick

Jordan: hey Fernando let's go out to the club and find some bitches to bang.

Fernando: Nah man I don't feel like it imma just stay home

Jordan: Man whatever your a fucken weeniewacker

by Supervatoperiado May 26, 2019