weenie whacker

a lil punk who likes to jack off to prison staff as they walk by his cell. Usually a cell soldier too.
Junebug is a weenie whacker because he probably never had sex outside of prison.
by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007
mugGet the weenie whackermug.
Noun
1.A person who you think would start whacking it, any time, anywhere if left alone for five minutes.
1. Wow, that guy is a real Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whacker. He said his mom almost caught him whacking it at 5 A.M.
by Anonymous Cactus October 21, 2012
mugGet the Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Whackermug.

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