A sorry excuse for a stage space in Little Rock, Arkansas, known for its sub-par actors and laughable attempts at modern American drama. Its actors are often comprised of failed New York rejects, boring lawyers who have nothing better to do, and students from surrounding colleges who were never talented enough to get cast in their school productions. Ironically, each of these groups feel like they are God's gift to the arts.
Actor Wannabe: Have you heard of my latest show?
Pseudo-Friend: No.
Actor Wannabe: I got the lead in the next Weekend Theater production.
Pseudo-Friend: Really? How many people auditioned??
Actor Wannabe: Just me.
Pseudo-Friend: (pause) Yeah have fun with that.
Pseudo-Friend: No.
Actor Wannabe: I got the lead in the next Weekend Theater production.
Pseudo-Friend: Really? How many people auditioned??
Actor Wannabe: Just me.
Pseudo-Friend: (pause) Yeah have fun with that.
by MarlboroRed May 1, 2009