Wecks 

Wobbly pecks

My partner says he doesnt have man boobs and i certainly dont think they are Pecks so we compromised.

Look at the wecks on that guy!

Wecks by Ginger3994 January 6, 2011

Pecks and Wecks 

Multilple definitions, can be used as a greeting but only as a greeting to determine whether someone is doing fine, In this case usually followed by a "or what". Secondly, it can be used in an exclamatory fashion to show or garner agreement. In this case the phrase is slowed down and either accompanied by a head nod or followed by "ya know" or both. Only to be used when your mind is blown or your really trying to relate something to someone.

Phone Call:

Example 1

Slimer: Yeah, is the homeboy Scott Baker there?

Scott Baker: Yeah, This is him BRO, whats up? Who's calling?

Slimer: Pecks and wecks or what?

Scott Baker: Yeah I guess? who is this?

Slimer: Dis is your homeboy Slimer, I just got out of Lerdo homie.

Example 2:

Slimer: Charlie said he wants funk bro, I got what their lookin for homie.

Scott Baker: Pecks and fuckin wecks! ya know!?

Pecks and Wecks by GaryFreezen August 18, 2009

weck 

the sound Georbge makes to wake Ste🅱️anie

“Mom, it’s time to weck!”

weck by 3ggB0i January 8, 2020

2 weeks

Mythical period of Elon time by when a Tesla feature will be implemented

FSD Beta button is coming in 2 weeks

2 weeks by TSLAQQ July 2, 2021

2 more weeks 

Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon

The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

2 more weeks by bearfrog January 20, 2022

Two Weeks Out 

The amount of time quoted within which any project of any size or scale will be completed, even though all parties involved know that promise is a bold faced lie. Whether the job is finishing a backyard landscaping project, hanging office doors, or replacing a headlight that got hammered by the business end of a deer, the experts will tell you with complete confidence that the finished product is 2 weeks out.

Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?

Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.

Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..

Lil Marty: I did.

Two Weeks Out by Falcon Thunder Fist May 18, 2021

Wickstrom 

The Wickstrom- A surname of swedish origins. The best example of a Wickstrom can be found in California. These Wickstrom's are blessed with good looks, intelligence and really nice teeth.

"Why do those people have such great teeth?"
"Duh, don't you know that is a Wickstrom?!"

Wickstrom by Kellygrl October 24, 2012