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Waynard can be used as an insult towards dumbasses. Another word for a curtain pole.
OMG loren is such a waynard.
oi, pass me that waynard.
waynard by richard b October 24, 2005
difficult to control or predict because of unusual or perverse behavior.
"Did you see Misha did yesterday?"
"Oh, yes. He's such a wayward child."
wayward by WestleyCollins July 2, 2016

Wayward Wanker 

A person who drives out to the country trying to fuck.
Damn Billy George you slept in that ole cornfield again you Wayward Wanker .
Wayward Wanker by Homie nigga January 6, 2020
A nick-name for Wayne that can only be used for a guy who fits the following description: Kind with a sensitive demeanor and strong work ethic. He loves God, his family and his dog, but doesn't really need anyone (except God and his dog). He is a thoughtful and passionate lover~very attractive. He may seem insecure at times. But, don't let him fool you! He likes himself and commands the respect of anyone he spends time with. God is especially fond of Waynerd. He is truly blessed!
Your name may be Wayne, but you are no Waynerd!

waynerd, blessed, dog-lover, independent, blessing
Waynerd by Rodnisha Louise February 24, 2010

wayward son

Any individual who thinks for themselves, and laughs in the face of authority. Someone who goes against the grain in several aspects of their life, and is publically chastised for doing so. A person who refuses to bend to the conventions of society. A natural born leader. Unconventional in their wisdom, and accutely aware of their surroundings at all times. Often alienated for being so.
"The Motorcycle Boy, in SE Hinton's novel 'Rumble Fish', was definitely a wayward son."
wayward son by D. Gould February 22, 2006
You are a wayward. You are lost, but you are also searching for yourself. You can't control your behavior. You wander around searching for something, but you can't quite find what it is. You could spend years or even a lifetime searching for this thing, but you being a wayward must keep wandering. As a wayward, you will never be able to sit still, you have to keep moving, but don't let that stop you. One day you'll pass on your wandering spirit onto the next, and you'll finally find what you've been searching for all along.
"Carry On My Wayward Son" ~Kansas
Wayward by WayardLoser March 3, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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