The stage of drunkenness, that leaves you completely retarded, acting a fool, usually ending with "you" causing a scene. More than likely, the choice of drink is either Jack Daniels or a few too many Dos XX with shots of Patron... Or a mixture of all three!
** Of Course there are multiple stages of being Wasty Pants, however, somehow they all end with embarrassing photos of person being a total fucktard on Facebook...
** Of Course there are multiple stages of being Wasty Pants, however, somehow they all end with embarrassing photos of person being a total fucktard on Facebook...
by BooBookittyfck23 September 5, 2012
ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.
Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES
Bouncer- how many beers have you had?
Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.
Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES
Bouncer- how many beers have you had?
Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.
by Licken strippers TITTIES November 4, 2013