wasking

(pronounced like "washing")
An act of "waking up" that involves a liquid, preferably water.

"ah shit. i don't want to have to go to bed. because that always ends with "wasking up" and everyone knows that's no fun."

wasking by temutemu August 29, 2006

Vancouver, Washington 

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.

"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"

Vancouver, Washington by Papa Zita March 9, 2020

Walking Dead Zone 

A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”

Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.

Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”

Walking Dead Zone by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018

mud walking 

when the lean hits you and you fallin stayin unbalanced

drakeo be mud walking into Neiman Marcus

mud walking by celly.sal December 7, 2017

waking up 

Possibly the hardest thing that an avetard does all day. An avetard is so lazy that it is literally impossible for him to get out of bed. Due to this difficulty and laziness, an avetard won't get out of bed until 2 or 3 pm at the earliest, hell...it wouldn't be surprising at all if he spent the entire fucking day in bed.

It is so hard to wake Nick up, waking up for him is like someone trying to fly.

waking up by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.

As printed in the Washington Compost.

Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008

walking Google 

One who has an encyclopedic knowledge of a subject.

Man, that chick is a walking google of street slang.

walking Google by pleinaire April 3, 2016