Warm Pillow

1. A headrest that is not cool in temperature.
2. A condition whereby a headrest increases in temperature due to body heat and therefore creates an unpleasant sleeping experience.
3. An unpleasant experience.

1. Man: “I can’t fall asleep because this pillow is too warm!”
Woman: “Ah, you must have a warm pillow.”
2. I couldn’t fall sleep last night because I kept experiencing warm pillow.
3. This party is a warm pillow, let’s ditch!

Warm Pillow by 5ryguy5 June 27, 2023

warm pillow

Absolutely worst thing happening in the moment you are having/had/recently had

"today was a warm pillow" "damn, that party was a warm pillow" "I hope your day turns out to be a warm pillow"

warm pillow by U_peiceof_corn July 12, 2022

i hope both sides of your pillows are warm 

a terrifying insult, only chosen ones can use it

Dude, i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

i hope both sides of your pillows are warm by Krenarc October 7, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008