War chest

A conglomeration of beers, always ready for use, especially in the case of an adverse event. There must be at least a 15:1 ratio of beers per person - or - at least 50 total beers with a minimum of 4 varieties; whichever is greater.

Q: "Hey, should I bring over some coldies?"
A: "Nah, I'm featuring a hodgepodge in my war chest. Got a 36 Stack of Nat, a 30 Rack of Busch Light and a years worth of stragglers ready for the taking."

War chest by MasterBates61704 June 14, 2018

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war chest

funding for a political campaign provided well in advance of the start of the campaign

If she really did want the seat in the senate, she would probably have been hiding an illicit war chest.

war chest by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2011

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warchester

Typically means a hidden chest in an underground bunker used to store secret documents.

agent James i want to hide these documents in the warchester.

warchester by Danieltoddwhisson July 16, 2020

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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