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Wank Jam

The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.

Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey
"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"

"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."

"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"
by Kik455 April 8, 2022
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wank jammies

noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).
Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies
by koko October 31, 2004
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Jamaican Wank

When a man (or woman) engages in masturbation whilst using tobasco or some other form of spiced sauce as a lubricant.
"Damn dude, my dicks on fire today"

"Why, what happened?"

"Used to much sauce whilst having a Jamaican Wank this morning!"
by Two Spoon Destroyer August 21, 2020
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