Wake and Crank

Waking up in the morning to have a cry and a wank.

I bet that guy on American Horror Story likes to wake and crank, since he's always crying and masturbating.

Wake and Crank by alcoholicgifts November 16, 2011

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Wake and Crank

Doing large amounts of cocaine early in the morning.

We woke up at 8am and did a pile of blow. Now thats what I call a wake and crank.

Wake and Crank by Barry Clifton January 23, 2009

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