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Waking up in the morning to have a cry and a wank.
I bet that guy on American Horror Story likes to wake and crank, since he's always crying and masturbating.
by alcoholicgifts November 16, 2011
Happy St. Patties Day!
Doing large amounts of cocaine early in the morning.
We woke up at 8am and did a pile of blow. Now thats what I call a wake and crank.
by Barry Clifton January 23, 2009
Happy St. Patties Day!