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Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd

The act of consuming a large helping of eggs, any style, when under the influence of marijuana, right before bed. After waking up, get high again, and make more eggs, but in a different style. In order to do a "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" properly, you need quite a lot of eggs and recipes because you are most likely going to want to experiment beyond sprinkling cheese and diced ham over an omelet.
Man, I "Wake 'n' Bake 'n' Egg'd" last night, and this morning. Eggs have never been better.
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