Jesus christ, that wackycracka is convulsing; should we take her to the hospital?

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

1: Boy I 'tell 'ya I was jus takin' a bite'a them dang 'ol peanut buttah on a cracka and den it just doom-boom-bang... dang 'ol... wackycracka.
2: I licked that wackycracka's stump of an arm and then i felt the sweet lady-bic scar on my thigh as i stuck it in and started wigglin!
3: And may the holy spirit Wackycracka bless these forties of Old-E that you lay down here before us and the wiskey shots that we chase them with.