mincemeat26's definitions

WORDPECKER

1. A person who is overly expansive or fastidious with his selection of words.

2. Someone who corrects your use of words.

3. The user of a word processor who "hunts and pecks" instead of touch-typing.

1. "Being a wordpecker, I feel compelled to tell you that I'm experiencing great and uncomfortable gaseous pressure in my lower intestinal tract." (I need to fart.)

2. "I believe you mean 'further' instead of 'farther.' "

by mincemeat26 August 28, 2010