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whyyy???

1. the extremely desperate form of "why?"
*note: sounds most eloquent when spoken with an accent, i.e. a southern accent
teacher:"what did you learn about pygmy goats, from the article you read?"
student:"well, they are small..."
teacher:"yes, but whyyy are they small?"
student:"ummm... i dunno. because of their genes?"
teacher:"yes, that's true. but, whyyy??? what about their genes makes them small?"
by el-vis February 11, 2008
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a longer version of the word 'why' usually used to represent a sense of tiredness
I have to do tedious thing? whyyy
by Some guy who likes water January 9, 2022
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wryyy

A sound you make when you have been at the bottom of the ocean for over a century and you come back up and have a bunch of people you dont know come fight you and you get beaten by a dump of a hag and a stupid hat boy.
"I AM DIO WRYYY"
by KjIoRtSaTrEoNWRYYY April 25, 2019
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WRYYYYYYY

What you yell when you drop a giant road roller on somebody and proceed to smash it repeatedly
ZA WARUDO!

RODO ROLLA DA!!!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!!!!!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
by .&:&3&83 May 18, 2018
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WRYYY

A particular sound you make when you have been at the bottom of the ocean in a coffin with your brothers body, which has no head, for over a century and you come back up and have a bunch of people you don't know come fight you and you get beaten by a dump of a hag who is a 'relative to Jonathan' and a stupid hat boy.
by KjIoRtSaTrEoNWRYYY November 11, 2019
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WRYYYYYY

The default expression for when one declares glorious victory via stopping time, throwing knives into one's opponent, and then crushing him with a steamroller which one apparently pulled out of one's ass or other bodily orifice. While it is not technically pronouncable unless you have two sets of vocal cords, this expression still conveys a specific and complex message in one distinct cry, namely, "I win, f*ck y'all."
The origin of this iconic cry is strange and twisted. While some would have you believe that the expression came from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, many scholars contend that this statement is a fat, stinking bowl of severed buffalo wang. The shriek actually seems to be as old as the human race, if not older, as is evidenced by severely primitive and artistically challenged cave drawings of a stick figure, dressed in animal skins, dropping a prehistoric steamroller on a herd of deer, and then standing atop the stone steamroller and performing an early version of the cry, written WRAAAAAAH. Over the years, the cry advanced and grew alongside steamroller technology, eventually becoming the shrill and nigh-impossible screech we hear so often today. Speaking to the difficulty of the cry, there are those who dedicate their lives to the attempt to perfect the WRYYYYYY. To this day it has only been properly pronounced through complex computer simulation. Those who are dedicated spend all their time trying to achieve the scream, to be able to send the perfect message, and maybe, just maybe, find enlightenment.

They all fail, their lives wasted. Some even die trying.
Dude1: Hey, Have you played God of War? It rules!
Dude2: *dropping a random steamroller on dude1* WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by JCrowe April 15, 2006
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Wryyyy

Wryyyy is a loud, screech produced by Dio Brando, a vampire and antagonist of the Joestars. Instances of this screech can be first heard in the popular 1998 videogame, "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" for the PSX. Dio uses his stand, The World, to freeze time. After freezing time, Dio proceeds to hurl knives at his enemy. During his knife attack, Dio unleashes his utmost horrifying shriek.
Dio: "Za Warudo!"
Dio: *Throws Knives
Dio: "WRYYYY!"

Jotaro: "Christ, my ears... That 'wryyy' was the worst of his attack."
by D3rbs July 15, 2018
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