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Acronym for the Walking Blow Job

WBJ is what you would call somebody, that is so short, their head and mouth would lie very close to anotheres groin whilst standing.

Its generally credited as a great value to have as it makes for a very convenient Blow Job

The word may be used in a secret way with privvy friends to call somebody a midget without others understanding or being insulted.

It can also be used to take another persons Midget joke to the next level by throwing in the WBJ comment.
Scenario 1

Dion: Damn Scotty, check out that Walking Blow Job!!

Kyle: It's so good bruhhh! I reckon she'd take that Deeeeeaaak

Dion: Forsure bruh, shed be poppin D's while she walks down the street!

Kyle: Dibs!!!

Scenario 2

Dion: How good is new Mikes Missus, she is a legit WBJ!

Kyle: Full on pocket rocket, i'd tap that.

Dion: I wonder if she ever gets hungry for the D just walkin around staring a dicks.

Kyle: Of course she does...

Scenario 3:

Kyle: WBJ, WBJ... 3 O'clock... WBJ

Dion: Errrrr Mehhhhh Gerrrrrrddddd!!!
WBJ by Japeseye August 3, 2018
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someone who is born in England but identifies themselves as a Jamaican makes them a WBJ
WBJ by YaddMan December 11, 2021
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Walking Blow Job Factory

Someone who is very short.
Man 1: Steve's new gf is a WBJF!
Man 2: Awesome!
WBJF by Scutha February 4, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026