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Voni or vonnie nick name for yvonne or youvone. She has beautiful blue eyes mesmerizing. She has a fake poor attitude she will use you as much as she can all along while playing you cheating on you till she up and leaves you while your sleeping leaves you with no closure.
I met voni she has beautiful eyes but tried cheating on her husband with me.
Voni by Andrew & the business February 21, 2021
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(noun/verb)
1. A person with an innate and often unintentional ability to ignore common sense
2. A person generally lacking foresight in suspicious or sketchy situations
1. (verb)By going to that party where everyone was getting high, despite the fact his freinds told him not too, and ending up passed out in the gutter the next day, he was so voni.
2. She totally pulled a voni by making out with that homeless old man who ended up giving her scabies.
voni by itoldyousomaster November 14, 2004
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st47ic is the creator of this term / version of "voni" idk if any1 else has used this shit but fuck. Voni is to feel or be one of (or however many of the 3 idgaf) 3 things; dead / death, pretty, or free. Voni is also a language created by st47ic himself (a faggot), he expresses himself through Voni by just not giving a fuck idk. the only way you can really understand the shit is if u fucking listen to wtf he is saying in this fucking project and try to decipher the eerie and inaudible words coming out of his fuck hole. it'll take time but you'll get it.
for the language shit : "mahdah" would be murder in Voni "susrah" is sister in Voni.
Voni by st47ic November 26, 2021
Performing sex and/or sexual acts ,while on vacation, in places or ways that you normally wouldn't while at home. Otherwise known as "Vacation Boning"
Last week, I took my wife to the beach for a trip and we ended up Voning in the bathroom, the hallway, and outside on the balcony!
Voning by Jaad May 28, 2009
A woman who seems completely shy and tame and sweet on the outside, and will completely throw you for a loop once you get to know her adventurous side.

Ever the voice of reason, and all ways helping folks to better themselves.

Has terrible, terrible sleep habits.
Did you hear about the book worm Sam? She was out partying all night! Such a Vonica.
vonica by Keypaw July 17, 2014
The most beautiful specimen to ever walk the earth. likes to be dirty and like a good chat.
Vonia is the best thing that has happened to me.
vonia by Kdayday March 23, 2017
Canadian fanartist, commonly draws Ranboo, Aimsey, QSMP, and other ralated fandoms. very silly
" Vonix is awesome, their art looks so cool! "
vonix by cause.for.concern October 30, 2023
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