Vofshnärt

Vofshnärt vof - sh - nar - t

A Vofshnärt is when you vomit, cough, sneeze and fart all at the same time. Can be used when describing something bad, such as a bad day or a bad outfit. Commonly used as an insult.

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I feel so sick, I might just vofshnärt.
I had such a bad day, but at least I didn't vofshnärt!
Be quiet, you vofshnärt!

Vofshnärt by wallyandjeff October 26, 2015

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Vomsharted

When you vomit and shart yourself at the same time

Bro, i just vomsharted on the bathroom floor it was horrible!

Vomsharted by MuffinManxXX January 12, 2023

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vogshart

Act of shitting your pants

Wassup vogshart

vogshart by Edp6945 December 17, 2021

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vogshart

When you shit your pants!

Wassup vogshart

vogshart by Edp6945 December 17, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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