Vofshnärt

Vofshnärt vof - sh - nar - t

A Vofshnärt is when you vomit, cough, sneeze and fart all at the same time. Can be used when describing something bad, such as a bad day or a bad outfit. Commonly used as an insult.

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I feel so sick, I might just vofshnärt.
I had such a bad day, but at least I didn't vofshnärt!
Be quiet, you vofshnärt!

Vofshnärt by wallyandjeff October 26, 2015

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Vomsharted

When you vomit and shart yourself at the same time

Bro, i just vomsharted on the bathroom floor it was horrible!

Vomsharted by MuffinManxXX January 12, 2023

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vogshart

Act of shitting your pants

Wassup vogshart

vogshart by Edp6945 December 17, 2021

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vogshart

When you shit your pants!

Wassup vogshart

vogshart by Edp6945 December 17, 2021

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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