VoPH

Voice over Pubic Hair, a very low tech way to transmit voice traffic, compared to VoIP (Voice over IP), often used to impress people that use VoIP into thinking VoPH is the next generation technology, when in reality you could not have a more lowly communication method. VoPH is just below VoBW (Barbed Wire internet connection).

I was going to try Vonage VoIP phone service, we are so far in the sticks but we happen to just barely qualified for VoPH, soon VoIP will be a thing of the past.

VoPH by totalimpact8 December 8, 2011

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vopha

Vopha these nuts in your mouth.

Dude: who shit on my bed??
Me: Vopha did.
Dude: who’s Vopha???
Me: Vopha these nuts in your mouth.

vopha by Candicemaster69 November 23, 2021

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VoPH • vopha • Vophor

Vophor

A guy with multiple personality disorder who is obsessed with Roblox and thinks he's a hacker when he really isn't. They are typically hated by most people.

Usually they tend to hate saxophones and run away from many food items such as pizza.

This vophor guy is a fake hacker

Vophor by arse shid gaming July 27, 2024

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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