Vlagitism

The level of person's sensitivity (in the highest degree) when a person is offended by receiving a true fact against himself or is so offended that he will deny all that was said about him and will continue to say his own opinion.

While playing Fortnite, Vladislav got remarks, which were true, but he was so offended, that he left Discord.
Vladislav is diagnosed with Vlagitism

Vlagitism by Puika_LV March 6, 2018

Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

Vagitis 

In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."

Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"

Vagitis by Coogs315 January 4, 2014

Vegitism 

The way of life followed by the laziest of people.

if the jews get all theirs holidays off, i shouldn't have to work everyday. im a strict follower of vegitism.

Vegitism by Snips November 27, 2003

vaginismus 

an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.

"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off when Linda's muff slamed shut on him."

vaginismus by J E. Walker May 9, 2003

Vaginismal 

\va-gin-is-mul\

adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.

Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.

Vaginismal by Trevor Fink January 16, 2009

vagitis 

A vaginal growth on the scrotum of a male rendering the balls ineffective.

He can't come out drinking with us tonight, he has a bad case of vagitis that needs to be treated.

vagitis by CaptainRedeye June 4, 2003