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Visual Utopia 

Visual Utopia is a fantasy web game played in your browser. It has an advanced map based on asp and javascript, so you do not need any plugins or downloads to play it!

The goal of the game is to grow an empire stronger then everyone else’s, using strategy and politics.

You can explore and create new colonies or train armies that you can use to take over colonies by force. Depending on the terrain, the colonies will produce resources that you can trade on the market or use for constructing and training of troops.

The game has a great and active community as well as admins that listen to the players.
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Visual Utopia 

Something aesthetically pleasing, that is, pleasing to the senses.
God, look at those women, its a visual utopia here.

Visual Utopia 

Dead game with a community of 40+ year old men and women that can't play the game they have played for 20 years straight and get regularly stomped by 12 year old who pick up the the game for the very first time. Hasn't had an update in 10 years.
Visual Utopia is a great game (if we built a time machine and were still in the 90s)!
Visual Utopia by POPSUGARDAD February 25, 2023

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