Vincent Valentine 

A character from Final Fantasy VII who is to fangirls as Tifa is for fanboys. With his cold demeanor, long flowing black locks, giant red cape, and piercing eyes he often causes many fangirls to leave their boyfriends. And yet because of a botched relationship with a girl in the past, he chooses to remain single.

"I think that Vincent Valentine is gonna be my new boyfriend"
"Yea....cept he's not real....and the giant claw kinda gets in the way...unless you're ready for blood loss whilst he holds you"

Vincent Valentine by Spike7741 July 26, 2006

Vincent Valentine 

The Greatest Final Fantasy Character ever! HE ROCKS! Vincent Valentine has the best limit breaks, prettiest face, coolest clothes, says the neatest things, and has that stylish headband.

The only other character to come close to Vincent Vanentine's greatness is Reno.

Vincent Valentine is the coolest!

Vincent Valentine by Mary Jane Cocaine October 6, 2005

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012