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Vampires Everywhere 

Found in Hollywood, Vampires Everywhere now signed with Century Media.
Band members
Singer/ Screamer goes by the name of Michael Vampire,
Zak Night and Aaron Graves on Guitar,
David Darko on Drums,
Jay Killa on Keyboards,
Alexander Rogue on Bass,
Down to earth guys, somewhat big egos, but brilliant artists, Known most for their song Immortal Love,
Vampires Everywhere! got their name and inspirations from Lost Boys,
Hottopic dweeb : Zomg did you hear about the Sacred Ceremony Tour? Black Veil Brides on tour w00t!

Girl who knows about music : You know there are other bands on the tour, right?

Hottopic Dweeb : BVB all the way dude,

Girl listening in : I happen to like VE! best

Second girl listening in : I like Modern Day Escape, Vampires Everywhere! Get Scared and Black Veil Brides, you all need to get a life Newbz
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Vampires Everywhere 

What happens when twilightfags + generic ass riffs + leather/teased hair/black everything + gayness (again) + auto tuning + making music purely for money without ever having a shred of respect for yourself or god damn art whatsoever just because you're exploting the recent resurgence in vampire popularity and you get signed to a shitty label? You get the JO-Bro's known as Vampires Everywhere! The also double as a band for fat scene chicks who like BrokeNCYDE!
Teen Girl: "Hey, did you hear the new Vampires Everywhere!?"

Teen Dude: "That twilightcore garbage sucks. Coffinflip, babe."

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026