Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021
by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021
by Dicksucker299 May 29, 2014
I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART BUT YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NAIVE.
THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!
OH...
BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.
BLEEDING ME DRY,
LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..
THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!
OH...
BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.
BLEEDING ME DRY,
LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..
by Vampire Olivia Rodrigo August 20, 2024
When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
by bigmike227 December 09, 2018
A divorced women who sucks the life and wealth out of her ex husband after cheating and leaving. Highly abusive toward men and blames them for their behavior.
The worst of all baby mamas.
The worst of all baby mamas.
“Vampire Mothers are real.”
“Vampire Mother got paid today!”
“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”
“Vampire Mother got paid today!”
“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”
by Fact Based Person February 02, 2018