Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

Vampire diaries sexual

A person who is only attracted by TVD cast. Especially Stefan Salvatore

Boy:I like you..
Girl:I’m a vampire diaries sexual

by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021

vampire diaries sexual

A person who is only attracted to the cast of The Vampire Diaries especially Stefan Salvatore

Boy:I like you
Girl: sorry I’m a vampire diaries sexual

by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021

Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.

Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"

by Dicksucker299 May 29, 2014

Vampire Olivia Rodrigo

I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART BUT YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NAIVE.

THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!

OH...

BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.

BLEEDING ME DRY,

LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..

Omg, the song.. Vampire Olivia Rodrigo Rocks!

by Vampire Olivia Rodrigo August 20, 2024

Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.

Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die

by bigmike227 December 09, 2018

vampire mother

A divorced women who sucks the life and wealth out of her ex husband after cheating and leaving. Highly abusive toward men and blames them for their behavior.

The worst of all baby mamas.

“Vampire Mothers are real.”

“Vampire Mother got paid today!”

“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”

by Fact Based Person February 02, 2018