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Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.
I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.
by NoxMelo April 11, 2020
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