The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.
"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."
by Gaby and Malia December 30, 2021
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Kya is the most beautiful women in the whole entire world. She is the sweetest, kindest, and most thoughtful person. She is the type of person you can rely on if you ever have any mental problem. she is a great role model for younger and older generation. she is very mature, but it doesn’t mean she isn’t fun. she is actually a really funny girl with a great sense of humor. she can light up any sad persons day or just any person’s day in general. She is the girl i think many people can look to in a dark time to at least help make it brighter. She is also the greatest wife in the whole existence of the world.
Kya Valdez is really beautiful and deserves the whole universe
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using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong
"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
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Massina is like so hot and married to Ilyanna Martinez. She’s so tall and hates Eric Gomez. Audrie Acosta is her bestie westie. Everyone loves Massina😍😍
Hey Massina Valdez is so cool
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by AUDRIEE January 19, 2022
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