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valerie scheid

Your eyes are as of Valerie Scheid.
valerie scheid by Res November 23, 2016

Valerie Sanchez

the most gayest person for mommy leah, and straight for joseph quinn. She doesnt know how to spell straight. AND THE BEST FRIEND GROUP IS VAGILLL!!
Valerie Sanchez by Mainiixx February 11, 2023

valeriescomet 

A person who is married to the Arab version of emily prentiss, is very proud of her culture and her heritage, hates the American government ( as she should )
girlboss
gatekeeping
gaslighting

her humor is the bomb 💣
I love valeriescomet

Valeria Cecilia Gomez Sing 

Valeria is the best person u will ever meet. She is so kind, pretty, funny, considerate, sometimes can be kinda dumb (in a good way), & she is just such a genuine person in general. I don't think I've ever met someone as amazing as her. She makes me laugh so hard & I hardly ever understand her because she never makes sense. She doesn't care what others think about her and cheers me up whenever I'm not feeling my best. There's never a day where Valeria fails to make me laugh. She is like this bright light that came into the earth and whenever you're around her you can feel your mood completely change. She's the one person I come to with literally everything and Ik that I can trust her. I feel like I've known her all of my life & I don't know what I would do without her. She used to have a very questionable fashion sense but it was only a phase so it's all good now. Except for the fact that she has so much cute clothes and wears the same things everyday 👀 hehe. (One time she wore the same jeans for like a whole week straight I think maybe even more). She also has the mind of a little kid and can forget stuff very easily just like that one time where she was at the mall and she bought new jeans and then she went to the play structure area and left and literally forgot about them and left them there.
(i have to write on here because it says ive written too much on the top) ...She also freaked out once when we went to the mall because she couldn't find her credit card and she had forgotten where she put it, but I came to the rescue and found it literally inside of her bag 🤦🏽 ♂️. Her boyfriend is Cole Sprouse and she hates cheese. She is the one person I do almost all of my tiktoks with cuz we're both obsessed. She has the most amazing side profile ever and everyone's dream nose. She is the one person I do almost all of my tiktoks with cuz we're both obsessed. She has the most amazing side profile ever and everyone's dream nose. Takis are her EVERYTHING. I swear she finishes a whole party size bag in hours. I mean I can't lie Takis are amazing and also my favorite sooooo 🤷🏽 ♂️. She doesn't care about school in the slightest so don't expect her to complete her homework :) Don't touch her face or neck or any part of her with your nasty dirty hands because she will get mad and tell you that you're going to give her acne. She is also muy rude because she is deciding to leave me to live somewhere else when I clearly offered her to move in with me 😔. Anyways I can write a whole book about her but I'll just leave it here. If ur reading this Vale, I love you x infinity more than you'll ever know and ty for being in my life. U are my best friend forever & I am going to miss u so much 🥺💗

Valeria Cecilia Gomez Sing is MY BEST FRIEND ONLY MINE ;) hehe

United States of Valeria Day 

United States of Valeria Day falls on September 7th every year. On United States of Valeria, we celebrate Valeria Ceja for lasering in off a section of Mexica and creating her own country, the United States of Valeria. We honor her bravery and leadership. Without Valeria Ceja, we wouldn’t have iphones and dinosaurs and for that we praise her every 7th of September.
“Do you know what day it is?”
“It’s national United States of Valeria Day!”
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Respectfully 

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Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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