VajFap

Having sex. Just like GoFap is to masturbate and NoFap is to (try to) not masturbate. VajFap is essentially "masturbating with a vagina" i.e. getting laid.

...."The optimal ejaculation frequency is therefore going to be lower for gofappers, higher for nofappers, and like baby bear’s porridge, juuuuuust the right amount for vajfappers."

by BurgundyChode July 27, 2017

vajapples

A vagina that has become swollen and red due to excessive love-making, resembling an apple.

"Wow, you look tired today."
"Yeah, I was up late giving Veronica vajapples."
"Sweet!"

by AS Cannon February 18, 2008

vajapeño

A condition caused by handling jalapeño's, completely forgetting, and then touching your own vagina.

OMG I forgot I made salsa earlier and now I have vajapeño

by MyLifesWork January 10, 2019

Vajape

A vape that has been hidden in a girl’s vagina

I laughed so hard, I almost lost my vajape in front of my mom.

by Domino14424 April 23, 2024