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yeasty vaguba
A severe yeast infection of the vaginal cavity which results in fermentation and therefore alcohol production.
yeasty vaguba by Gabethegreatest September 26, 2017
vagibag
vagibag by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
vagbagel
Person1: Dude i'm starving. Person2: Go eat Chance's vagbagel. Person1: Think Chance likes cream cheese in the vagbagel cuz i'll fucking do it.
vagbagel by TheOneWhoDoesNotSpeak January 29, 2009
Vaguna
Vaguna by Hype Cyclone April 16, 2014
Vacubate
When you pleasure yourself by sticking your penis into a vacuum cleaner while it is on to simulate a blow job.
I was so horny last night, so I vacubated.
Vacubate by your mom's a milf January 1, 2010
Count Vagula
What you call the top dog of all lesbians. Gets more pussy than any famous pornstar and makes straight and gay women alike melt in their panties.
Lesbian 1: God, Susan is SUCH a Count Vagula. I'd love to get in her pants.
Lesbian 2: Me too. We'll probably get to fuck her sometime, actually.
Guy: Too bad that chick is a Count Vagula...
Lesbian 2: Me too. We'll probably get to fuck her sometime, actually.
Guy: Too bad that chick is a Count Vagula...
Count Vagula by Pawlah Deen September 26, 2013
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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