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vagifax 

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A service or document wished to exist for knowing what has been in and out of a particular pussy.

Would also include proof of maintenance and good performance
I was thinking, when you start dating you should be able to get a report like when you buy a used car, you know like carfax!! I would call mine Vagifax® !!!!
vagifax by axelH September 15, 2010
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VagFax 

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The vaginal history of a woman. It covers how many partners she's had and how many STD'S. Similar to a carfax.
My girlfriend has been with alot of people, I'll have to run a VagFax before I sleep with her.
VagFax by Peesalot July 12, 2017
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VagFax 

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The vaginal history of how many partners and STD's a woman has had. And if it has been in any wrecks. Similar to CarFax.
I've heard my girlfriend has been with alot of guys. I'm gonna have to run a VagFax on her.
VagFax by Peesalot July 12, 2017

vagiface 

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If you happen to experience the rare sighting of the ever so elusive perfectly shaped -albeit somewhat ginger- face beard of an Alaskan fisherman from Texas....my friends...that is the Vagiface.

VAJ.UH.FACE.
"It's ok I'm sure it's very appealing! It is most definitely better then my Vag of a face. Vagiface."

"Vagiface?"

"Yes. Vagiface for short."

"Vagiface. Yes. I aprove! Ill go add it to Urban Dictionary...post haste!"
vagiface by WhipperSnapper December 3, 2016

Vagfax 

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The carfax of a vagina.
I asked the girl last night for her vagfax, but when she gave it to me, I was shocked to see multiple pregnancies and STDs.
Vagfax by Justin Daniel Hamilton December 24, 2009

Vagilax 

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Verb: To relax your vagina after a rough set of activities including the following:

1. Hatefucking

2. A long day of work in the porn industry.

3. Brazilian

4. Labia augmentation

5. Camel toe
"I had a 5-way gang bang scene today. . . I seriously can't wait to go home and vagilax."
Vagilax by ToesTiny December 15, 2010

vagifart 

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An abbreviated term for vaginal fart. Used by Steve Taylor to royally piss of Mumford.
Steve: Vagifart.

Mumford: Thats a demerit!

Steve: What? I can't say Vagifart?

Mumford: Thats another demerit!

Steve: So your gonna give me a demerit everytime I say Vagifart?

Mumford: Yes, and that's another demerit.

Steve: How many demerit slips do you have left?!

Mumford: Three.

Steve: VAGIFART!!! VAGIFART!!! VAGIFART!!!
vagifart by falcon4 is a douche October 21, 2004
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