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Neighbour Vadim 

Life of Boris's most hated neighbour

Always stealing food, uses same pot as Boris and doing other weird stuff behind the scenes

Even his house have fake vodka instead of real one

Vadim is a western spy who can't even squat. Pls send him to gulag thank you.
So, Neighbour Vadim, what have you been cooking here?

Vadim : i cooked poison here

VADIM BLYAT!!!!!
Neighbour Vadim by nightxmared September 4, 2018
A Vadim is a handsome russian boy, that every girl dreams about.
Mostly he has turquiose eyes and an amazing body.
People admire him for beeing smart, sexy and having a great personality.
If a Vadim doesn‘t know you well, he might not talk a lot, which makes him a little mysterious. But when you get to know him, you will realize fast, that he is a funny an caring person. His friends love to hang out with him.
Vadim likes to party and is often found on the dance floor with a drink in his hand.
Even though he is extremely hot and every girl feels attracted to him, he is seeking for real love.
Once he has found his girl, he won‘t let her go and will treat her like a princess. He is a classy guy: true, honest and loving. Unfortunately, that also means, that he can be very jealous. Although Vadim is a friendly person, he wouldn’t hesitate using violence to defend those he loves.
People would kill to look like him, still he‘s very self-critical, sometimes even insecure.

He is a thinker. He worries a lot and struggles with taking things easy.
A Vadim is a smart and ambitious person. He has dreams and pursues his goals.
Nevertheless he can be lazy.
„Wow, how‘s that guy called, everyone is starring at?“
„Don‘t you know him? Thats Vadim!“
Vadim by SmartBart May 7, 2020

Vadim kiss 

A kiss that starts off in an innocent way, but finishes in rapist way.
A: So how was your date?
B: It was alright. he kissed me goodbye at the end of the night.
A: How was it?
B: Well it went from innocent to rapist :S
A: Ohhh... a Vadim kiss?
Vadim kiss by AnCC March 22, 2010

Vadim Tudor 

I pray to Vadim Tudor every night before i go to sleep and every morning when i wake up.
Vadim Tudor by zimble March 22, 2019

Valdimar 

it is an legendary icelandic name, it means the one who has won many battles, Pussy magnet, Winner and lots more
If only i was like Valdimar then i could beat that guy and fuck that chick!
Valdimar by þubjostekkiviðþessu January 25, 2011
The gopnik neighbour who steals your sausages and burn your fuses by using capitalistic power tools.
"Blyat vadim stole all my sausages! Cyka blin"

"Comrade, keep an eye on vadim, i think he is stealing the sparkplugs from my lada"
Vadim by CouchTatoe May 11, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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