Vti
He must have a vti
Words you can keep
VTI
Vanilla Transmitted Infection: When one is in a non-monogamous lifestyle but still holds onto monogamous ways of thinking.
"We are swingers, but you can't sleep with my wife; she's mine."
Female 1: "How dare you sleep with him, I claimed him."
Female 2: "He's not your husband..."
Female 1: "Well.. no, but we have an agreement"
Female 2: "You've got a VTI hun."
"The girls of our swing community made a list, and I'm not on it. Well fuck all of them, they are ALL off my list because they are dirty sluts."
Female 1: "How dare you sleep with him, I claimed him."
Female 2: "He's not your husband..."
Female 1: "Well.. no, but we have an agreement"
Female 2: "You've got a VTI hun."
"The girls of our swing community made a list, and I'm not on it. Well fuck all of them, they are ALL off my list because they are dirty sluts."
VTI by rogue maverick August 29, 2013
VTI
Very Tan Individual.
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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