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Vanilla Transmitted Infection: When one is in a non-monogamous lifestyle but still holds onto monogamous ways of thinking.
"We are swingers, but you can't sleep with my wife; she's mine."
Female 1: "How dare you sleep with him, I claimed him."
Female 2: "He's not your husband..."
Female 1: "Well.. no, but we have an agreement"
Female 2: "You've got a VTI hun."
"The girls of our swing community made a list, and I'm not on it. Well fuck all of them, they are ALL off my list because they are dirty sluts."
Female 1: "How dare you sleep with him, I claimed him."
Female 2: "He's not your husband..."
Female 1: "Well.. no, but we have an agreement"
Female 2: "You've got a VTI hun."
"The girls of our swing community made a list, and I'm not on it. Well fuck all of them, they are ALL off my list because they are dirty sluts."
VTI by rogue maverick August 29, 2013
VTI
Very Tan Individual.
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!