VSIP

VSIP: Very Self-Important Person. Used to identify someone who is not a VIP (Very Important Person) but believes he/she is entitled to special treatment because he/she is obviously very special.

VIPs are important people. VSIPs are not.

At the party: “Here comes Theo. He’s a VSIP. If he comes over don’t be nervous, just kiss his ring and you’ll get along just fine.

by Nonsum Barnett September 8, 2018

VSIP

Very slow person

My girl is very important but also very slow so therefore she is a vsip.

by Steven Bunton June 17, 2021