"Vagina Jam Up" getting into trouble with a woman resulting in having no chance at getting laid. For example calling your date by the wrong name.
Matt: Hey guys meet my friend Amanda.
Megan: Hey jackass, my name is Megan.
John: Oh Matt just got the VJU.
Megan: Hey jackass, my name is Megan.
John: Oh Matt just got the VJU.
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by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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