Definitions by playa746

VJU 

"Vagina Jam Up" getting into trouble with a woman resulting in having no chance at getting laid. For example calling your date by the wrong name.

Matt: Hey guys meet my friend Amanda.

Megan: Hey jackass, my name is Megan.

John: Oh Matt just got the VJU.

VJU by playa746 August 1, 2010