Urticaria 

The worst non-contagious, non-fatal skin disease a human being can acquire. Basically it is an allergic reaction. Most of the time it is unknown what causes the hives to appear on the human body. Some say it is stress related, otherwise determining the source is nearly impossible. Hives are red, splotchy spots that appear on your body and they itch like a bitch. The worst case is that they can appear everywhere, I mean everywhere on the body. The worst place to get them is on the palms of your hands as it is very annoying, itchy and painful. After you think they are gone, the hives come back within months. Benadryl usually helps keep them at bay. What makes them worse is spicy food, shrooms, and sitting in hot tubs

teen: mom, dad I keep getting these rashes every day, and they won't stop

Dad: let me see

teen lifts shirt up, revealing a whole shitload of hives

mom and dad: HOLY FUCKING ASSCRACKERS!!!!!

an hour later at urgent care

doctor: son, you have urticaria, it is difficult to determine the cause and there is no cure for it. Take some Benadryl, it should help

after two weeks with Benadryl

teen: the hives are gone!

three months later

teen: CRAP! they are back again! time to get more Benadryl

Urticaria by SummerFire April 2, 2010

Uranic 

Uranic is the attraction to men and non-binaries or the attraction to all except females and female-aligned non-binaries.

Jon: I like guys but I also find certain non-binaries attractive, this means I'm not gay, so what would I be?

Levi: Hmm... I think that makes you Uranic!

Uranic by JimKongUn April 18, 2021

Uradick

What you call someone who is being a dick

Noah Uradick

Uradick by Urapp-c April 13, 2020

Aquagenic Urticaria 

An extremely rare allergy to water that effects only a handful of people around the world. Symptoms include getting hives, burning, or itching sensations after making contact with water, or even their own sweat and tears. Drinking water can cause shortness of breath.

God bless people with Aquagenic Urticaria. It shows just how fortunate we really are.

Aquagenic Urticaria by Randomkid2222 April 24, 2011

Pensive Urticaria 

An allergic reaction that arises upon contact with logic of any kind. This illness is congenital and sometimes passes directly from mother or father to the offspring. To date, it is incurable.

Some well-known sufferers of this illness include Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, the entire Republican Party, and the majority of YouTube commenters.

I tried to explain the concept of evolution to my next door neighbor and he replied with an irrelevant Bible quote. I think he may suffer from a form of pensive urticaria.

Pensive Urticaria by Dremora Valkynaz September 2, 2016

Uranic/Neptunic 

Uranic: Uranic is when you are attracted to Non-binaries, and/or non-females. Any gender can be Uranic, but it's normally used for 'men' or masculine presenting (or just in general) other non-binaries.

Neptunic: Neptunic is when you are attracted to non-binaries, and/or non-men. Any gender can be Neptunic, but it is normally used for 'women' or feminine presenting (or in general) other non-binaries.

Uranic
A: Hey, I like men and non-binaries...what does that mean?
B: That means you're Uranic! Coming from your gender (Male presenting) that would make you Uranic.

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Neptunic
A: So, I like women, and non-binaries...what does that mean exactly?
B: Well, you're a female/female presenting, so that makes you Neptunic!

Uranic/Neptunic

Uranic/Neptunic by amanitax January 10, 2022

umratic 

Of or pertaining to umrats - an advanced form of weblife. Umrats can be found within uk.media.radio.archers, a newsgroup for those who might listen to The Archers

YANAOU - an umratic expression of shared self interest

umratic by Penny February 19, 2004