when someone says “your mom is very hot” they mean that they think your mom is VEREY hot and they want to kiss you and your mom cause you were birthed from her
guy1:your mom is very hot
*locks eyes*
guy2: i-i-i
*leans in*
guy1:can i kiss you
guy2:*whispers* yea *passinilty makes out*
*your mom joins in*
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.