when someone says “your mom is very hot” they mean that they think your mom is VEREY hot and they want to kiss you and your mom cause you were birthed from her
guy1:your mom is very hot
*locks eyes*
guy2: i-i-i
*leans in*
guy1:can i kiss you
guy2:*whispers* yea *passinilty makes out*
*your mom joins in*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!