Unkle Urkle 

Unkle urkle is the one guy you like, he sells you the dankest kush. Although you always forget for some reason about later in the day when he makes you take something for the special deal he gave you.

being defined

Unkle Urkle: How was was that dank kush?

Johnny: I loved it was the best i've ever had!

Unkle Urkle: Great!, you know what's next then.

Johnny : Wait no! You said it was the last time!

Unkle Urkle: Dank kush has it's price.

Unkle Urkle by Nead555 April 11, 2016

Unkle Kleetus 

Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.

Yo, did yo see dat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.

Unkle Kleetus by Erik Van Audour October 1, 2009

unkle 

A male boyfriend/lover who could be old enough to be ones blood uncle, but isn't.

"Did you meet Scott's new boyfriend, Unkle Dan."

unkle by Black Orchid June 16, 2005

The Unkle 

When you have sex with a girl hanging upside down with your feet hanging off a pull up bar while the girl holds her self up.

I was with this freaky chick and dude we tried "The Unkle"

The Unkle by Will Unkle November 16, 2010

Urkle Poop

A bowel movement so vile it makes you think, "Did I poo that?!"

An Urkle Poop is an indescribable, horrific, and never-before seen shit that will be coming to a toilet bowl near you. The only way to understand it, is to experience it

"Oh man, I just had an Urkle Poop. That shit coiled around seven times, had bumps all over it, and looked to have a jellyfish-like creature oozing out of it."

Urkle Poop by Bonin' Bobno February 11, 2010

Urkle jerk 

The act of skeeting on Someones valuables. Then, upon their discovery of the soiled product say "did I do that?"

Dustin: I put on my headphones this morning and got a ear full of skeet. I feel like I have been Urkle jerked

Randal: Did I do that!?

Urkle jerk by The Rollin and the tiden March 7, 2011

unkle 

A word is used to describe someone who is practically family, but not. Like family, they're all up in your business. They can make your day. They really piss you off. They know when you're wearing a new outfit. They call you out when you're acting stupid. They call a lot actually. And they love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much. Sometimes want to punch them in the teeth. Sometimes you want to give them a big bear hug. Sometimes you want to do both at the same time.

"Hey Unkle Jerk. Thanks for telling Nancy that I thought her new haircut looks like shit."

"Thanks for coming with me to that weird guy's house, Unkle. No one else would go with me."

"I think you're the best Unkle I've ever had."

unkle by Your Unkle February 19, 2009