Uniten 

One of the top private universities in Malaysia, famous in the field of engineering and information technology. Generally speaking, guys are the dominant species in Uniten.

Tuition fees are up to RM55k a year but most graduates ended up with a job of high salary.

Uniten is never short of foreign students.

Unlike any other universities it's always hard to score a good gpa.

uniten nerd : how much is your gpa dude?
UiTM dude : 3.61. yours?
Uniten nerd : cool. i got 2.42
UiTM dude : oh that's very good!

Nerd1: How bout her?
Nerd2: Definitely a 4 out of 10. too hot for uniten

joe went to uniten? DAMN he's gonna be rich

Uniten by mr.tuff August 9, 2009

Uniten 

A place where memories are made

Uniten is where you make memories

Uniten by Mojojoj10 November 25, 2021

Citizens United 

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.

Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!

Citizens United by euphemismo March 21, 2010

United Airlines 

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.

Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.

United Airlines by TheSporadic April 12, 2017

United States Death Metal

United States Death Metal is American Death Metal. USDM aka American Death Metal the national initialism of USA Death Metal. American Death Metal aka United States Death Metal USDM is comprised of Death Metal bands there were originally formed in the United States of America many of which were influenced by Metal from other nations of the world. Death metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, tremolo picking, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys or atonality, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.

Suffocation, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary & More are 🇺🇸 United States Death Metal Bands

United States Death Metal by UnHeaven Kevin December 20, 2019

United Airlines 

Used as a verb; Beating the shit out of someone and then forcing them to leave.

The movie theater usher just United Airlines the guy in the 3rd row because his seat was reserved.

United Airlines by YaBoiKras April 10, 2017

first lady of the United States 

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.

Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."

first lady of the United States by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018