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by theo_ny April 25, 2009

unicorn porn

Unicorn Porn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. If you know what unicorn porn is, you will also know what "cornify" means. An example of unicorn porn (that is safe for work) unicornponyporn.com

Bill watched unicorn porn last night, he couldn't stop hitting that "cornify" button.

by mctenold July 18, 2009

Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.

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by frankiehannahunicorn May 20, 2008

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One whom regularly enjoys viewing porn of the unicorn variety, and/or has excessive amounts of unicorn porn on his porn viewing device, usually fat, smelly, acne riddled, mentally retarded, and/or socially awkward

Yo captain unicorn porn has a ton of unicorn porn on his phone

by Captain unicorn porn July 13, 2014

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