Unenlightenment

Coined by journalist Charlie Brooker

Welcome to a dangerous new era - the Unlightenment - in which centuries of rational thought are overturned by idiots. Superstitious idiots. They're everywhere - reading horoscopes, buying homeopathic remedies, consulting psychics, babbling about "chakras" and "healing energies", praying to imaginary gods, and rejecting science in favour of soft-headed bunkum. But instead of slapping these people round the face till they behave like adults, we encourage them. We've got to respect their beliefs, apparently.
Dr. Derp: blah blah blah (genetic fundamentalism)
Professor Plonker: blah blah blah (absurd reductionism)
Unenlightenmentalism.
by Alessandro Lista July 25, 2012
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The unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgement call, give up freewill forever, their voices won't be heard at all...
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