Umbarger 

To expell anal gas multiple times while seated causing the gas to incubate and then standing up and releasing the toxic fumes to cause mental and physical harm to those around you

Dude!!! i just pulled an Umbarger

Umbarger by umbarger August 1, 2008

Umbergered 

In reference to the body check Sabres defenseman Brian Campbell laid on Flyers R.J. Umberger in the 2006 NHL Playoffs. When someone or something gets up-ended or completely levelled. Destoryed.

Brian: "Yo, did you see that building get imploded yesterday?"
Nick: "Yeah man, that thing was totally Umbergered"

Umbergered by Kleijd46 June 10, 2007

Umberger 

Verb. To level to the ground or absolutely destroy a person or thing to the extent where they or it is rendered useless.

Synonyms: ruin, crush, demolish, murder, kill.

This term came into the hockey chirp lexicon directly after the events of April 22, 2006 when Buffalo Sabres defenseman Brian Campbell caught Philadelphia Flyers forward R.J. Umberger breaking out of his zone with his head down at which point Umberger was laid out with a hit so big that it left him wondering what the Zamboni was doing on the ice with 8:33 left in OT.

1: "If that plug doesn't stop slashing me I'm going to umberger him."
2: "My defense partner put a guy on the trolley tracks, so I umbergered him."
3: "I wasn't paying attention crossing the road and almost got umbergered by a bus."
4: R.J.Umberger was umbergered so hard that he did not know he was umbergered right after he got umbergered.

Umberger by SGIGS May 9, 2008

daniel umberger

A drone enthusiast who spends hours in wheat fields looking at the sapphire blue sky hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled drone

I wish I could go drone hunting with a Daniel Umberger

daniel umberger by Drone hunter February 4, 2017

Umbergered 

1)advrb. Term used describe an individual who has been knocked stupid and completely senseless. alludes to, but may not always pertain to, a well-executed hockey body check on an unexpecting opponent.
2)vr. The act or process of impairing another individual through sudden and forceful contact or collision.
3)The consequence one pays for not being ready or prepared. (ie. skating with your head down)
4)Total domination of one team or group over another

In reference to Buffalo Sabres' Defenseman Brian Campbell's monster hit on Philadelphia Flyers Winger RJ Umberger in the first round (game 1)of the 2006 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Wide-eyed and unable to close his mouth (an image most associated with 'baby time') Umberger was left motionless on the HSBC ice with a mild concussion. Fortunately for RJ, his career resumed in game 3.

"Murph's not a pretty sight right now. He just got umbergered at center ice."
"Our class completely umbergered Miss Anderson's class in the school spelling bee last year."
"I got umbergered in the face with a rock"

Umbergered by Justin "Irish Mick" November 10, 2008