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Uma Kompton

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Uma Kompton is the popular inbred coconut head looking ass Instagram 'celebrity'.

Her username is @umakompton

She posts badly photoshopped videos/pics of her daily life which includes her incestuous relationship, her 47 abortions, her failed abortions(kids) & how shes a good christian mum dad lesbian homeless trans apache apple dog that strips for Jesus.

Oh & even though shes sexy shes fit she loves sucking dick Uma Kompton is actually a fake made up person... The person running the Instagram account is a American troll who is stealing a russian ladys photos from somewhere & uploading them with embarrassing captions to Instagram for likes & followers. So guys... The women in the pics is actually a Russian who probably has no clue that her photos are being used for memes & to catfish. This is likely illegal but lets hope the Russian women wont sue because its all fucking hilarious.
"Ewww whats that?"

"Oh its Uma Kompton"
Uma Kompton by Coldbludded1 September 15, 2018
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Let's add the name "Uma Kompton" on Urban dictionary?
With the definition as racist b*tch
#removeitforzayn
Uma Kompton by 1Dstan4ever July 19, 2020

Uma Kompton

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Uma Kompton: "ZaynDid9/11"
Uma Kompton by YasssQween6372 August 24, 2021

Uma Kvmpton 

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Omg! Uma Kvmpton was 2nd out on All Stars?!
Uma Kvmpton by UmaKvmpton April 4, 2023
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