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Uma Kompton

Uma Kompton is the popular inbred coconut head looking ass Instagram 'celebrity'.

Her username is @umakompton

She posts badly photoshopped videos/pics of her daily life which includes her incestuous relationship, her 47 abortions, her failed abortions(kids) & how shes a good christian mum dad lesbian homeless trans apache apple dog that strips for Jesus.

Oh & even though shes sexy shes fit she loves sucking dick Uma Kompton is actually a fake made up person... The person running the Instagram account is a American troll who is stealing a russian ladys photos from somewhere & uploading them with embarrassing captions to Instagram for likes & followers. So guys... The women in the pics is actually a Russian who probably has no clue that her photos are being used for memes & to catfish. This is likely illegal but lets hope the Russian women wont sue because its all fucking hilarious.
"Ewww whats that?"

"Oh its Uma Kompton"
Uma Kompton by Coldbludded1 September 15, 2018
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Uma Kompton

Let's add the name "Uma Kompton" on Urban dictionary?
With the definition as racist b*tch
#removeitforzayn
Uma Kompton by 1Dstan4ever July 19, 2020

Uma Kompton

Uma Kompton: "ZaynDid9/11"
Uma Kompton by YasssQween6372 August 24, 2021

Uma Kvmpton 

SDR and WDR motherling, iconic for her "f-f-f-f-f-faggotry" line in her girlgroups verse. Gif-sync victim.
Omg! Uma Kvmpton was 2nd out on All Stars?!
Uma Kvmpton by UmaKvmpton April 4, 2023
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026