U.B.M.

Ulterior-Motive Bowel Movement -- Using the action of pooping for personal gain.

Escaping meeting by taking a bathroom break -- pulling a U.B.M.

by Camille Together and Apart September 15, 2022

L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M.

Let me suck ur dick till u stop being mad at me.

Bf:I’m mad at u
Me: L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M.

by Mr figures March 20, 2023

T.U.M.B.L.R.

Totally,Unsatisfying,Malarkey,Bullshit, Lame, Relationship (T.U.M.B.L.R.)

Hey you aren’t still wasting time, money, emotions, and genuine effort any more on that T.U.M.B.L.R. are you? Dat Hoe is nothing but a hospital bike.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019

D.U.M.B.

Dormant Unresponsive Malleable Boner

Its not hard, its not long, its just D.U.M.B.

by the Acronym guy August 7, 2009

Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.

A group of friends that do scumbaggy things. Very offensive language and style. Don't give a shit what anybody else thinks of them or what they do.
Drinking, women, fighting, and motorcycles are favorite pastimes.

"s.c.u.m.b.a.g." is not an abbreviation for anything.

Often mistaken for a motorcycle club.

Her boyfriend likes to eat her pussy every night, so I dropped the biggest fucking load in there this morning. Go Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.!!!

by Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g. May 3, 2009

d.u.m.b.o.

Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass

I just moved to D.U.M.B.O., aren't I special???

by lulu_law January 10, 2005

B.U.M.P.

this is a short cut for the line "bringing up my post" or "bring up my post"

hey dudes,
I want more info on the subject, B.U.M.P.

by AnarkhiA November 12, 2006