Twitknock 

When you mix up Rohypnol and Cannabis and smoke it
in a gravity bong and then pass out on the floor.

Dude 1: Dude, i got so fucked up last night. i smoked some Ro and weed,
cuz i thought i could handle it but that shit was fo' real man. i got totally twitknocked!

Dude 2: Hahaha dude, you serious? i gotta try that!

Twitknock by Slipspace November 14, 2010

Twatknacker 

A total idiot

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!

Twatknacker by juannkerr October 4, 2013

Twitblock 

(twit) (blok)

–verb (used with object)

1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.

2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.

3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.

Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!

Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?

Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!

Twitblock by squareb August 7, 2009

TwitFlocker 

Bullshit placeholder meme invented by the Texas-based 'Global Language Monitor' to refer to the 'next big social media thing'(tm) to change all our lives.

Because people are sooo predictable... aren't they?

We were gonna arrange the party on 'TwitFlocker', but instead we worked on an encryted and distributed IRC so we could unleash LOIC DDOS Wikileaks revenge attacks on Paypal/VISA/Mastercard et al in a more reliable and coordinated fashion - and not get taken down at the first sign of sabre-rattling from the US government.

TwitFlocker by ahh_but_of_course December 10, 2010

twatknocker

a lesbian; a dyke; a girl who likes pussy.

man, i tried to play stinkfinger with traci behind the deep fryer during our break, but i found out she is a twatknocker.

twatknocker by the big dog May 11, 2006

Twitknocker 

People who spend a regular or excessive amount of time on the web site Twitter.

Joe is always on Twitter - what a Twitknocker!

Twitknocker by OhCurt March 14, 2009

Twatknackered

One who has been knackered by Twat.

Had enough of relationships (usually with females) due to their annoying behaviour and no longer can be bothered to play the relationships game.

To have been broken by a woman and no longer desire a relationship or encounter.

Man, I'm totally twatknackered, I aint into having a girlfriend at the moment. They're just too much trouble.

Twatknackered by Twatknackered March 31, 2010