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Tweeted Off More than I can Chew

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.
I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026